dynastylnoire:

fancycake:

mama

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mama??

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MAMA!!!1

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hi

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literally life with cats

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mortten:

lettuce umbrella

mortten:

lettuce umbrella

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sabubu91:

rideitslut:

rural-mom:

stonecoldstunning:

men took my little pony away from us girls so us teen girls are takin pro wrestling fuck yall just try n stop us

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have fun fetishizing the shit out of *real life* celebrities. it actually makes the people who sexualize the shit out of children’s cartoons seem normal.

did you just imply being attracted to actual real human males isn’t normal but wanting to fuck cartoon horses is

I need to reblog this again because it still makes me laugh

(via tsarbucks)

naturalsoymotel:

Oh japan

naturalsoymotel:

Oh japan

(via nippleteas)

awwww-cute:

This is the second time he’s jumped onto the counter, unable to get down

awwww-cute:

This is the second time he’s jumped onto the counter, unable to get down

(via a-yano)

(via a-yano)

queerchesters:

arterialspurt:

queerchesters:

fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card

I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.

you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping

(via howyoudoin13)

pepperandpals:

Pls helb poof birb obtain millet seeb.

pepperandpals:

Pls helb poof birb obtain millet seeb.

(via a-yano)

sweet-bitsy:

Every picture tells a story but this one asks more questions than it answers

sweet-bitsy:

Every picture tells a story but this one asks more questions than it answers

(via howyoudoin13)

kinginthewest:

it’s just like, why are there cat emojis for loads of emotions as well as normal humans emojis

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like, when do i need to express these emotions… but as a cat

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mako-symptoms:

legs-are-just-for-show:

replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time

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this is extremely accurate 

(via foreveralone-lyguy)

espniosa:

coolghost:

tv show. white man. hes sad. he has to do important thing but its hard. his girlfriend died probably. TWSIT!! theres another white man. maybe MORE. hes sad too but for different reason. its very deep probably. theyre best friends but not gay but maybe they are haha fandom!!! every girl dies or goes away. just not gay white man friend. 10 seasons 100 million viewers. what will moody white men do this week.

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basementdemo:

My mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed.

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